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    Nov072009

    Man Files Lawsuit Claiming That Kate Gosselin and Octomom’s kids are his

    DateSaturday, November 7, 2009 at 4:50AM

    Apparently, he met Kate at a Long John Silver’s over octopus.  She then forced him to use stolen Capital One credit cards to finance fertility treatment and “his sperm was added to the mix.”

    If that wasn’t bad enough, he also sued “Brittney Spears, Jennifer Aniston, Lindsay Lohan, and Hannah Montana” for “being in possession of [his] sperm.”  Oh, and he also sued Black History Month for presumably other reasons.

    Check out the hilarious lawsuit in PDF format.


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