Viagra, Sex Toys, and “Just In Case” – or, what not to do if you’re an Assistant Attorney General

My “just in case” kit includes: a full-size floor jack, a tarp, a bottle of water, jumper cables, and a small air compressor.  I obviously don’t know how to party like now-former assistant AG Richard Corning:

Roland Corning, 66, a former state legislator, was in a secluded part of a downtown cemetery when an officer spotted him Monday, according to a police report obtained by The Associated Press under the Freedom of Information Act.

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He then searched the SUV, where he found a Viagra pill and several sex toys, items Corning said he always kept with him, "just in case," according to the report.

Source: Law.com - Deputy Assistant AG Fired After Being Caught in Cemetery With Stripper

I bet they were going to live out some vampire-themed fantasy.